We’re sure Boris and David have these stashed away somewhere too.
When we asked for a gunshow, this is not what we had in mind.
G’s up, Pipes Down.
‘The bodies ready for bed. Money on the other hand, never fucking sleeps.’
‘I’m gonna knock this bottle of fucking Moet for six.’
3 Schweffes in a bed and the little one said: ‘Maate, budge the fuck up.’
Draw us like one of your French girls
‘Maate, my fingers haven’t smelt this fishy since Embargo last Wednesday!’
Boris Johnson + Hamster = this.
‘Look’s like there’s a fucking tidal wave of low tides at Glass Bay. If you’d do the honours maate?’