‘Fuck apres ski, I’m a before, during and after kind of guy.’
The dress code stating ‘smart dress’ was taken a little too literally by some.
‘My life is just one big fucking superlative.’
What Became Of The Likely Lads? They’re all in this fucking field.
Major Schweffe, you sir, are a major schweffe. Dismissed!
The moment when ‘too much fucking poo maaate’ literally becomes poo.
‘Top down, g’s up… Fuck, I need to give the keys back to my dad.’